Today's Saturday Silliness is extra silly...so here it goes.
Would You Rather...
Have false teeth made of WOOD painted HOSPITAL WHITE
-OR-
made of dark YELLOW plastic?
I think this one is a toughy!! I think I'm just going to say I'd have to swallow my pride and go for comfort! I think I'd just have to endure people thinking I have horrendous hygeine so that I wouldn't be in constant pain...on second thought, I wonder if I really would. I'm sure Matt would be laughing right now if he read this because he knows the many trips we have taken to big cities where I have chosen fashion over comfort in my choice of shoes...resulting in huge blisters. So, maybe my pride would be too big to wear the dark yellow dentures. Well, I'll just say, that's what I think I should do.
11 comments:
I would rather have the white wood teeth. I don't necessarily think that white wooden teeth have to be extremely uncomfortable. I just hate the thought of having yellow teeth.
I guess I am a big teeth guy. If I see a girl smile and she has crooked or discolored teeth I am immediately turned off. She could be the nicest or most attractive girl, but crooked or yellow teeth just ruin things.
OUCH dark yellow plastic. Wood seems a bit rough. I would NEVER open my mouth again to smile, but yellow plastic over wood
so do wood ones hurt? i never knew that, so i'd definitely choose the white.
~shar
Bek, where do you come up with these things???
I'm afraid the wooden ones would rot in my mouth, so I'd have to go with yellow, because I'd hate to have splinters in my tongue from rotting and falling apart teeth.
Hey Rebekah, I'm not a faithful commenter on blogs but I gotta say I laughed til I cried when I read this one! Especially the great responses!
For me personally, I'm sad to admit I'd go for vanity over comfort... hopefully I don't ever have to make that choice! :)
Bek, I would also agree with you...yellow over wood. Wood would get so gross in your mouth, and the paint would eventually chip and rub off and then it would be brown teeth with white specks...so gross. I would just not smile either. - Heidi
I'm too proud. I would have to go for the white teeth! :-)
hmm. yellow plastic teeth doesn't sound too far off from what i currently posess so i'd probably go with that. sorry jon for turning you off! :)
I would definitely go for the white wooden teeth. Yellow would stand out way to badly and Id never want to smile or talk. WHich could be a problem for me. So Id take the less comfortable ones.
you should post the pictures from the pool party.
WELL...people used to deal with wood teeth back in the day right? I can handle it. I just don't think my complexion color looks good with anything yellow...shirst...teeth...anything. =o)
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